This post was inspired by a girl who had Chick-fil-a for lunch today, so you have her to thank.
This girl, who looked around 20-25 years old, wearing an I.D. which means she has a profession of some sort, was normal looking, and was sitting with a boy who seemed to have taken a special trip from where he was to meet her for lunch. What on might, however naively, expect is a cordial, pleasant interaction between the two.
What I saw was something different.
I saw her food first. The masticated piece of chicken sandwich waiting to be swallowed appeared again and again…and it spoke to me. It said SMACK SMACK SMACK. Gulp.
Soo…at the risk of sounding like an old fart, but unashamed nonetheless, I propose to you the following list of essential manners.
1. Chew with your mouth closed.
This is a little bit unnatural, so you’ll have to practice if you aren’t already in the habit. Also, this manner won’t be recognized or lauded by anybody–so don’t wait around for congratulations or praise. On the other hand, the lack of this manner is noticed by EVERYONE. Grodie.
2. Elbows off the table.
It’s just the rule. Trust me.
3. Don’t talk with your mouth full.
I realize that this relates to #1, but just in case it wasn’t clear…
4. Hold doors for people coming in/leaving when you’re at the door.
Moving away from the dinner table, this rule used to be applied only for men holding doors for women. A lot of women decided that it was degrading. That is stupid, but even stupider is to disregard a societal nicety to prove a point about how to treat people. The better direction is to make the rule universal. Hold the door for whomever is coming. I am teaching my sons to hold the door for women. Why? Because I am teaching them to respect women. So sue me.
5. Get out of the way.
At the mall, in a restaurant, driving down the road…look around you and make sure that you are not in someone’s way. If you are, apologize verbally and move. If you are about to be in the way…get out of it. Several rules might be summed up in “Be cognizant of your surroundings.”
6. Talk to people…and be nice.
Speaking to people is quickly becoming a lost art. I don’t mean that you have to strike up a deep, meaningful conversation out of thin air with a complete stranger, but it simply makes things nicer when you say “Hi” or “Good Morning” or even “Excuse me.” Try making eye contact while your at it.
7. Be Helpful
Men especially here: if you see a lady reaching for a product at the store or scrambling to pick up the blueberries her child just dropped all over–go over and help. This takes courage, as strange as that may seem. But it takes much more courage to help a woman who is being mugged, and if you have no previous practice, I doubt you will be of much use in the latter situation.
Alright, this is one of my biggest faults. Stop doing what you’re doing and don’t simply be ready to say what you are going to say next. Listen to someone who is talking to you. This is one of the kindest, most respectful gestures you can offer.
These rules apply mostly in a traditional American culture. I don’t, and you shouldn’t, expect all people from all cultures to maintain the same actions and expectations that belong to this list.
That being said, I would love to hear the manners that are nearest and dearest to you and your family. Or maybe you hate this post–feel free to say so.